Want to hear these pizza jokes and puns? Never mind, they are too cheesy but if you liked that, then you will surely have a laugh at these pizza puns and jokes down below.
People love pizza and so making it light and cheesy with these pizza puns and jokes is the perfect way to have a good time while you eat the best pizzas that you have at home with friends.
There is no need to “stretch” about the things that you are going through, these memes, jokes, kids’ jokes, and pizza puns will deliver a sure laugh to you while enjoying a delicious pizza.
Yeah, I know it’s getting a bit cheesy now but wait until you get through these amazing jokes that you can enjoy and make your family and friends burst into laughter after you have told them.
Make sure to collect and memorize as many as you can so that you do continue to get your people to laugh while eating or waiting for your pizza delivery.
Let us start with the funniest pizza puns and jokes that you can deliver while you are eating your homemade pizza and having a good time with the people you love around you.
1. I saw a shop sign that said ‘Wood Fired Pizza’ and I thought “Wood fired Pizza? How will Pizza earn money now?”
That can be devastating to pizza’s bread collection.
2. Did you see the new sign in the pizza shop? “Seven days without pizza makes one weak.”
Indeed it does.
3. What can a whole pizza do that a half pizza cannot do? A whole one can look round.
Completely topped the joke.
4. I don’t crust you to make this pizza without burning it, so I’m ordering one.
Make sure to teach your friends as well.
5. I just watched my local pizza restaurant make the world’s largest pizza base – I’d like to see someone top that!
I don’t think anyone can top a joke that is that crisp.
6. These funny pizza puns are knead-to-know
So keep on reading as we give you even better ones.
7. A businessman from America goes on a business trip to Japan. He gets hungry but he is not the biggest fan of Japanese food.
He calls the front desk of the hotel and asks whether he can get any American food nearby. The front desk answers and tells him there is a pizza place near the hotel.
The front desk also said that the new pizza place delivers and gives the businessman the number of the pizzeria. He then orders a pepperoni pizza.
Half an hour later, the pizza delivery guy knocks on the businessman’s door, the businessman pays for the pizza.
Before the pizza delivery guy takes the tips and leaves, the businessman starts sneezing uncontrollably.
With frustration on his face, the businessman asks the Japanese delivery guy from the pizza place, “What the heck did you put on my pizza?”
The delivery guy answers, “We put exactly what you said on the phone, a pizza with pepper only!”
8. A man wakes up and finds himself in a hospital. The hospital room is completely sealed with plastic on the windows and there is no one in the room with him.
He picks up the phone and calls, a doctor on the other end answers, identifies himself, and lays down the really bad news to the patient.
“Sir, I am so sorry to tell you this but you have the Corona Virus, HIV, Ebola, and bunch of other highly-contagious illnesses, you fell unconscious yesterday and were brought here.”
The patient answers nervously, “Well, what else? What’s next? What are you going to do and say?”
The doctor answers, “We have one good news for you. We are going to put you under a strict diet and you will only be eating pizza.”
The patient, confused, answers, “ Oh, I am not complaining but will pizza really help me with my health issues?
The doctor answers, “ No, not really, but it is the only food that we can fit under the door through the slit.”
9. I hope you are liking these jokes so far, and if you do, there is no need to thank me, really. It’s the yeast I can do.
10. This is the website, or rather, the domain for all of you pizza afficionadoughs.
11. We all know that everybody loves pizzas, if you met someone that doesn’t, I can assure you that the person is a total weirdough.
12. Okay, let’s get back to the simpler jokes. What does a pizza say when it wants cuddles?
Fold me closer.
13. In an alternate universe where every people is replaced by pizzas, what is the line from the best-selling pizza song?
Fold me closer, tiny dancer! Yes, that’s Billy Joel who is the “Pizza Man” instead of the Piano Man in this universe.
14. Why did the man take the second job at a pizzeria despite having an already really hectic schedule on his first job?]
Well, I guess he kneaded the dough.
15. We are not even halfway through the list and my stomach is already hurting from too many pizza laughs.
If you are not enjoying these puns and jokes, then get yourself checked as you might be laughtose intolerant.
16. You are a real pizza work, and I a-dough you!
If that pizza pick-up line does not get you the girl of your dreams, I don’t know what will.
17. Other toppings were wondering why the mushroom always gets invited to pizza parties and if you are too, then you should know he is a really fungi.
Being a fungi does have its advantages.
18. A company hires a new CEO and the said CEO is determined to change the work around the office. He does not need any slackers in there.
As he walks into the office, he sees one guy just leaning on the wall and on his phone trying to call someone. The CEO thinks this is the perfect opportunity to show he means business.
The CEO approaches the guy and then asks, “How much do you make a week?” the guy answers, “200 dollars a week, sir.”
The CEO gives the guy $200 and then tells him to “Get out of here, and don’t come back, ever!”
The guy then takes the money and proceeds to walk out of the door with a really delighted look on his face.
The CEO then proceeds to the center of the office, getting ready to make a huge speech. “That is what will happen if you are a slacker in my office. What did that guy do for this company anyway?”
One of the office workers stands up while trying to hold his laughter and says. “He is the pizza delivery guy!”
19. How can you tell if you are falling deeply in love? They have a pizza your heart.
20. Say your pizza was dropped and it broke into many pieces, how would you fix that? Well, you can just use tomato paste.
21. What is a wolf’s favorite pizza? A pupperoni pizza.
22. “Waiter! Will my pizza be long?” “Ma’am, we only have small, personal, large, and family-sized pizza but no, your pizza won’t be long, it will be round.”
23. I burned my Hawaiian pizza so maybe I should have used aloha temperature so that the toppings would not have burnt.
But when I tasted the pizza, the pineapples really were great with all the syrupy sugar taste. I guess this little accident is truly history in the baking.
24. What did Freddie Mercury of the band, Queen say when one of his friends got a slice of pizza and was clearly delighted when he bit into it?
“Another one bites the crust!”
25.I am just like Domino’s pizza delivery service. If I do not come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
Now this one is not a kids’ joke so make sure not to use the joke with kids around.
26. I met someone who was eating pizza in New York as I was walking. We both gave a look at each other as we were both eating pizzas.
We did not interact with each other that much, we just nodded and told each other “It’s slice to meet you, fellow pizza-lover!”
27. What did the professional pizzaiolo say to the chef that was just beginning to try and learn how to cook authentic Neapolitan pizzas?
“There is mushroom for improvement.”
The young chef took this as a challenge and is now one of the best pizzaiolos in the world but he did not like this result as he got known by almost everyone.
Why did he not like being the most famous pizza cook in the world? Well, he was being chased by a lot of pepperazi.
28. What did the pizza say when he went to the gallery? “I never sausage a beautiful painting, this is the best I have ever seen.”
Overwhelmed by the love shown by the many fans of his art, the artist walked out of the gallery with tears of joy in his eyes and said, “Good-pie everyone! Thank you for giving me the best pizza peeling!”
29. Last night, I was pretty hammered and I still have this math quiz to do that was due that night. I asked for help by calling the nearest pizza place.
Once they answered, I asked, “Do you do takeaways?” the guy quickly answered and told me they did so I asked again, “Oh that’s great to hear! What’s 38264523 minus 213465835?”
I dough not know why but the guy rudely ended the call without giving me the answer.
30. If it took 5 minutes for 6 kids to finish a whole pizza, how much time would it take for 3 kids to finish it?
No time, because the 6 kids had already finished the pizza.
Man, these maths jokes and puns are totally killing me.
31. Why did Pizza Hut stop delivering pizzas in the sketchy part of town? Because they heard Domino’s always get played in that area.
32. The children were lined up in a cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. On one end of the table, there is a large pizza that is just enough for each student.
The nun, making sure everyone gets a slice of pizza, places a piece of paper on the container where the pizza was with the note that says “Get only one slice, please. Remember that God is watching!”
On the other end of the table is a pile of chocolate chip cookies. One cheeky kid wrote another note on the cookies that said “Get as many as you want, God is watching the pizza!”
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